Jahat,Pemanggil,Aur,Dayang,Seri Buat - Live-On-Board (Video)

Just to share with you guys our last LOB trip's video..I have edited the full scale of vid to cut it short and small in size just to post it here. Thanks to Hollowman for the sweet vid. Please enjoy!!

Please watch it here in YouTube.

Unfortunate Events!

I returned to home at 4am this morning after wandering around with Yasir to watch some illegal racing downtown. Mingle around, surfed net a while then bump to bed to get some sleep. 5.30am my maid called me..I was 'what the *&$%', bothering me around this moment even my dream not even started yet..Once again I was 'What the fook'..she told me my car isn't at the place where it should be. Just one and half hour ago I saw her there..Damn it..my car has been stolen! Bloody hell! Fucking bastard thieves! I aborted my sleep and outside I went..its fucking true..my car was not there no more!

Sob sob..So much unfortunate events had happened to me lately..First my Nokia 6280 then my car. Before this, its been 3 times already she had been screwed and now, she may rest in peace. Till then..I wanna get ready to lodge my report at the police station. ciao..

WHC 799 (Oct 1999 - Sept 2006) She was 7 years old!

Some piece of her strewn on the ground

Jahat,Pemanggil,Aur,Dayang,Seri Buat - Live-On-Board (Part 2)

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My actual second dive commenced after lunch around 2pm kot..can't remember, have to refer to my dive log. The boat then made its way to Pulau Pemanggil as soon as they finished the second dive and while we were eating lunch.

We've been told by Comrade that this dive site got wreck at 5-6m depth. I was excited to put myself into the blue immediately when I heard that. Rupe-rupe nye, indah khabar dari rupe..The so-called wreck does not look like one at all, it was badly broken and pieces strewn all over the place, even I was hardly identified that is a wreck. It must been into the ground very hard. We made our tour into the deeper site then after frustrated with the wreck. Nothing spectacular found during the dive.

One thing I like the most during the trip was food. Everytime after diving, foods were already served whether at dining floor or at cylinder area/kitchen. Its 'goreng pisang' was the best heh, as Zarir always reminds us all about the deliciousness of the 'goreng pisang' while eating them. Anyway I like the 'cengkodok' the most, huhu! Thanks to Kak Zakiah, the resident chef that made us felt like home by her cooks. That's because they called me 'MT' I guess, because of the delicious food that forced me did the Man-has-to-do-what-man-has-to-do thingy on the boat. Only those on the boat knew what is 'MT' all about..keh keh keh!

After a while resting and enjoyed our surface interval, we went down again about 8pm for commencing the night dive. This time only six of us dived at the other side of Pulau Pemanggil before the boat made its way to Pulau Aur. I was invited by HollowMan to do the dive after getting approval from my sifu Jim. Sifu Jim went as well. We started at the anchor line before going further down 11m depth into the darkness. I brought underwater torch-light borrowed from Zarir. Now I realized that not so horror to go diving at night and yet going down with Para Perampok. Can't tell you what Perampok means is. It a divers' secret, become one then you'll know . That was such a memorable one during my involvement in scuba diving. Till then..I continue later..

Joe's Wavebreaker by the wave view

Jahat,Pemanggil,Aur,Dayang,Seri Buat - Live-On-Board (Diver's list)

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THANK YOU TO THE DIVERS WHO MADE THIS TRIP A MEMORABLE ONE - A GOOD ENDING TO THE DIVE SEASON'S LAST LOB TRIP

1. Comrade (a.k.a Mr Lowered - organiser and court jester cum biyatch of the trip)
2. Jim (open water diver and DM-wannabe)
3. Sheik (The one who pukes and kisses the arse of cuttlefish)
4. Hollowman (cool camera guy who loves Sam Soul's arse)
5. Zarir (Mr Ice. Maintains hairstyle even underwater)
6. Atuk (Mr Fish ID who has yet to see an Octopus)
7. Aidil (Mr Letih - always sleeping)
8. Sam Soul (Man-turned-biyatch [a.k.a Bee..short for Baby]..definitely not the person we know this trip)
9. Zack (a very entertaining person..despite his macho outdoor activities, he has a feminine side)
10. Zul (Mr forced-to-do AOW course)
11. Kamal (Mr OWD forced to do drift dive by his so-called friend)
12. Penyu (almost extinct..always almost extinct during every dive)
13. Shah (another Mr forced-to-do AOW course)
14. Ana (Sam Soul's husband..Sam Soul will abort his dives for this person)
15. Baby (DMT kena tipu)
16. Cher (Miss Malas...totally on a holiday trip)
17. Lyanna (Mrs Bookworm...when she's not diving she reads books no other person can comprehend the contents)
18. SeaDemon (the one who writes reports and do boring dives as the camera doesn't work)
19. Laracroft (almost a crew member already..if she's not married to one yet in return for 10 dive trips)

THE WAVEBREAKER CREW

1. Joe (another member of the LOWERED-gang)
2. Fais (very helpful crew member)
3. Jiman (another very helpful crew member)
4. Kak Zakiah (the resident chef who became the object of desire and age-guessing discussions of the male guests after 2 nights at sea..as usual)

- Source: yet another Bulletin Board by SeaDemon

Jahat,Pemanggil,Aur,Dayang,Seri Buat - Live-On-Board (Part 1)

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After 2 – 3 months certified, my instructor had invited to join his 'gang' for LOB (Live-On-Board) trip. It was 3 days 2 night on board – no land..just a big boat, seasick, and the most important is dive..dive..dive..unlimited dive! I was awed with the invitation until I keep counting days for the day trip.

Thursday (7^th Sept)
6.30PM was my arrival time at the KLIA from Bintulu on the trip day; fetched by my girlfriend at the airport then rushed home to get ready for the trip. Such a tiring day that day, just got back from Bintulu and then immediately gone on trip. Sempat lagi kene marah dengan ibu, she was mumbling "dok ghajin nok nampok muke..kejap2 takdok kat umoh". Hehe!!

Finally, we were at the wharf at Tanjung Gemuk, Kuala Rompin at 4am in the morning the following day. We stopped twice, first at Seremban R&R, waiting for everybody to gather and then at Muadzam Shah to release all the tense while driving there. Drive to Tanjung Gemuk from thereon was good.

We have to be transferred to Wavebreaker (the boat we going to stay for 2 nights) using the tender as well as fishing trawler as tide was out. But we were entertained by the view of the partial lunar eclipse that night. Around 4.30am we were underway to our first dive site. I was sleeping as soon as we were on the boat. Dive operations immediately commenced when arriving at the Pulau Jahat around 8am. Visibility was not that great and the current was not so strong. As for me, I was underwater for 17minutes at around 14m depth cause my tummy got sick suddenly. Went up to surface escorted by dive master trainee (herein after will be called DMT) Baby. My first dive was spoiled. On the boat got seasick some more, asked for pill from Kak Ana then sleeping which caused me missed the second dive.

Everyone at their best on the boat (group photo)

Gateway to Redang - Part 2 (finale)

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29^th April

Argghh..We took a boat from Merang, near Kuala Terengganu, heading to Redang Island. The trip took around 1 hour to get to the island, gile ramai orang la nak pegi sana..berhimpit2 dalam boat. I didn't spot any divers in the boat except my friends, maybe Redang is not a fine spot to dive.

Sampai2 je, check in bilik and then after lunch trus gi snorkeling. Hehe, time ni tak dapat lesen diving lagi..so jealous gak la tgk my friends naik boat going for a dive, meanwhile me naik boat going for snorkeling with other hundreds of people on the island. Rimas2! Kalu gi dive tak sampai pun 10 org. hehe! So next time I will definitely go for diving..wait a minute, before that, I have to get my licence first. Damn. Huhu. Malam tu just wandering around the island, lepak2 tepi pantai, yg ade awek leh berendek kat dalam gelap tuh..cis! Some of us went to beach disco. The married couple stayed in the room, ehem!

30^th April

After breakfast, pegi snorkeling lagih..yeke? Forgot la what I was doing in the morning. Either snorkeling or sleeping. Just two options only. But for sure after lunch I was taking a good nap. Huhu! I woke up in the evening and then went for snorkeling with Zul. Dkat2 pantai je..still I saw blue-spotted stingray, shrimp and don't know what else. Lagi la membuatkan aku tak saba2 nak finishkan my diving lesson nih.

On night we had a barbeque, we burn everything like fish, chicken, shrimp, etc. all you can eat, except Gugan cause he is vegetarian. Huhu! We lie down on the shore talking, planning what to do, having an ice-cream, and clubbing (some of us). And then, on midnight we start playing cards, I made a few jokes and successfully made everybody laughs like a hell..ahaha..those are memorable moments which I won't forget.

1^st May

Labor day, today we're going back home after having such a good times on the island. Ahhhh..malas dah nak tulis..arrived at home almost midnight. Go to bed. End of story. Hehe..

Gateway to Redang - Part 1

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Last weekend, my friends (11 altogether) and I went to Redang and it was absoulutely great. Leaved on Friday right after office hours (actually it was 8.30PM from KL, this is including balik umah jap,amik baju kemas, picked up everyone else) and heading towards Kerteh from KL. We planned to overnight at Kerteh (some friend's house) before take a boat ride to Redang on the following morning. Two cars from KL occupied 6 of us including myself and the rest already in Kerteh waiting for us. Heavy traffic from KL heading toward Karak because it was 3 days holidays (Malaysia Only) including Labor Day on Monday. So, probably everybody had planned to go back to hometown or going for holiday same like us did.

The bad new is it was my turn to drive and the good new is the car is auto..hehe! opps..another bad new is I couldn't smoke in the car becoz the owner is a lady and another two passengers also a lady..and she absolutely hates smokers including myself..hehe! Always make some mimic of ugly thing on her face and mumbling (I don’t know what it was) whenever I was smoking around her. Ish! Or probably maybe she is 3 months pregnant and temporarily hates smoker for the sake of her very first future child. Erk..by the way congrats. I don’t know what is the point of view of the other two passengers about smoker? They never do like she did (the face thing, mumbling). Hehe..maybe they don’t mind becoz they are not pregnant yet. Huhu!

By the time we hit Kerteh, it was 1 am in the morning I think. I couldn’t remember the exact time, but for sure I was not so sleepy and tired just a little bit. For over 5 hours driving and 9 hours working I cannot believe the fact that I still feel energetic. Maybe because of the herbalife drink I took the night before. The drink so tasty and gives me more energy. Hey, if you guys interested..just give me a call or email or sms or whatever as long as it can reach me and you guys can taste the tastiest amazing herbalife drink. Errrr.. before i forget my phone number is 012-3820519! Call or sms me kay! Email is lurzihahs@yahoo.co.uk! Cess..sempat lagi tu promote..erk..but seriously I felt so different after took a glass of herbalife drink. And it can loss your weight too (for those yg ade intention nak kurus e.g. orang2 gemok cam edan)..hehe! - to be continue-